Ok, since Iso killed the funny, Ill tell mine.
I had to go to a customers house and do some work on his pooldeck. I get there, and customer tells me his neighbor is on the pooldeck, high on painkillers because he just had some major surgery. I walk back, tell the guy I gotta run him off and he says he can't move, he just had surgery. I express my understanding, but I gotta get the job done. Neighbor proceeds to stand up slowly, and says "hey you wanna see something" I say no, not really. But he grabs the waistband of his sweatshorts, and starts pulling them down. Things went kinda slow motion, and I was hoping he would stop at maybe his navel area. Thinking he was trying to show me stitches from a hernia op or something. But nooooooo, he drops trow all the way down to reveal what appears to be 2 giant blue berries with an acorn between them.giant as in baseball sized, each! I almost puked,and couldn't turn my head away fast enough. Turns out he had a testical removed, and was so high he wanted to show everything off....there ya go ISO, your circus story now officially sucks!