Football time.
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Rustler9
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I'll give that one a big Amen! 
ALACOWMAN
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Well now lets see whats the words im looking for ...................... oh yeah ROLL TIDE!!!! YEAH THATS IT :cboy:
SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE
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Go HOGS!!!! ;-)
;-)SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE
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Someone asked me once who was my favorite college football team, and I said, "Arkansas and who ever is playing Texas,Tennessee,Alabama,Auburn, and LSU"!! ;-) :lol: :cboy:
:cboy:Lngvew
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Dont forget the underdogs in the ACC, Va.Tech. GO HOKIES!
Should be a super game Sunday night (VT vs NC State)
Should be a super game Sunday night (VT vs NC State)
Susie David
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Still got to support Arizona...Go Cats :lol:
Even living up here and married to Cougar fan...
Dave Mc
Even living up here and married to Cougar fan...
Dave Mc
NM CowBelle
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Suppose to be Lobo fans around here.Especially since their starting QB is a former hometown kid.But I very much agree Hook Em' Horns.Longhorns all the way!!!!!!!!!!
cajun critter
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Geaux LSU
memanpa
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you go david/susie! wildcats go!
well at least in basketball
well at least in basketball
Mom at the Ranch
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Gotta second that one Scotty!
I Love Beefies
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Something to offend just about everyone...
(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
......Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
......A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
.....Grease her hips and push. (Also helps if you have a salt lick about five feet inside the door.)
(4) How do you get an Okla. State graduate off your porch?
.....Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
......To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
......Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn
football player's life?.......His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
.......None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
.......Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team
color?
.......You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
I couldn't resist this one........
"D"
(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
......Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
......A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
.....Grease her hips and push. (Also helps if you have a salt lick about five feet inside the door.)
(4) How do you get an Okla. State graduate off your porch?
.....Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
......To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
......Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn
football player's life?.......His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
.......None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
.......Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team
color?
.......You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
I couldn't resist this one........
"D"
