Fishing story

[Tommy Ruyle]

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.

She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ."

Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 's."

Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped"

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning."

 

[show steer up]

HA HA HA, good one

 

[chrisy]

 

[show steer up]

Wow sis your smiley's are animated. I'm using my husbands lap top and they look sooooooooooooo cool.
Great job!

 

[I luv herfrds]

That's a good one. Did you ever get the one with her in the plane with Billy Graham and a girl scout? If you haven't seen it I will post it.

 

[show steer up]

That's a good one. Did you ever get the one with her in the plane with Billy Graham and a girl scout? If you haven't seen it I will post it.

Post it!

 

[andybob]

Which goes to prove that everyone has a vocation in life, Hilliarys' is to provide us with themes for some of the funniest jokes.