Favorite Sayings and One Liners

[Crowderfarms]

I dont forget anything, I just cant remember it all.

 

[mermill2]

As old as the hills. Merry

 

[ROCK-N-W]

I'm just a science project thats went terribly wrong.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

 

[Nowland Farms]

Don't eat yellow snow :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[ROCK-N-W]

This is Ugly on my Face not Stupid!

I aint never been whipped by a pair of lips before..

 

[mermill2]

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. Merry

 

[Calman]

The word IF
If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a rooster to sit on a door knob and hatch out a hardware store?

NO I don't know the answer either.

Cal

 

[mermill2]

As easy as pie.


Merry

 

[ROCK-N-W]

SOME SUCK LEMONS SOME DRINK LEMONAIDE

 

[mermill2]

In a pickle



Merry

 

[SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE]

Not worth a tinker's dam. Merry

Not to be critical, but the actual term is "tinkers darn". A tinkers darn is the repair(darn) made to a pot by a tinker.

Well, You probably are right on that, but I've always heard dam I suspect that sometimes people put their on "spin " on it, who knows???? Merry

It sounds stronger to say dam then the wimpy darn.
When I was a squirt I once said tinkers dam and my dad after wailing the snot out of me with a razor strap explained it to me.

I once got in trouble in school for saying"darn". Looked it up in the dictionary,and one of the definitions is "hell". :shock:

 

[mermill2]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Merry

 

[kickinbull]

Don't order the number 2, it's tastes like crap.

 

[mermill2]

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man, healthy, wealthy, and wise.



Merry

 

[ROCK-N-W]

Everytime we would pass a cemetary my dad would say.
Ya Know People are just Dieing to get in there. :roll:

 

[Bullbuyer]

Hope this isn't on here yet...

"A smell that would choke a dog off a gut wagon."

 

[mermill2]

Lead from the front.


Merry

 

[dcara]

- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy
- Cant find his rear with both hands tied behind his back
- When someone says "I'm working on it" I say "I'm glad you tell me when your working and when your not so I can learn to tell the difference"

- Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

So many more I wish I could remember.

 

[mermill2]

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.



Merry