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[Bez]

Until recently I have not really paid much attention to the messages people put at the end of their posts. Perhaps I am just slow or dimwitted - or just not the observant type. But lately I have been reading them.

The two I like the best belong to the folks below. In fact I read them on a thread where they were literally posted one right after the other. When I did this it caused me to laugh out loud - so here they are again.

certherfbeef

"Today's great oak is just yesterday's nut that held it's ground."

mwj

"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!!!!!!!"

I got to wondering if that was how oak forests were created.

Anyone have others they like?

Perhaps we should have a contest to see who can come up with the best?

Just found it humorous.

Later,

Bez

 

[cattle_gal]

This is the one that I think of often.

"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom." Gen George Patton

 

[frenchie]

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

-Anonymous

 

[Jeanne - Simme Valley]

"We make a living by what we get,
We make a life by what we give."

 

[fellersbarnoneranch]

Sure would like the latin explained to me! Maybe if it were "ig-pay attin-lay"...

 

[TXBobcat]

If you're not living on the edge, then you're take'en up too much space!

 

[Ellie May]

Here's some I liked so much that they are posted on our website:

*Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

*Don't squat with your spurs on

*Talk slowly, think quickly.

*If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

*Always drink upstream from the herd.

*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

*The quickest way to double your money is
to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

*Never miss a good chance to shut up.

*Life is short!! Hug your horse!!

*When in doubt, ask a horse.

*A horse is an angel without wings

*My other car is a horse.

*The hardest thing about learning to ride is the ground!

*I live in a house but my home is in the stable.

*Horse... If God made anything more beautiful he kept it for himself!

*In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. 1100 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs - it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster.

*It is the difficult horses that have the most to give you.

*Every time you ride, your either teaching or un-teaching your horse.

*You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper.

*How do you catch a loose horse?
Make a noise like a carrot.

*A horse is an animal not a machine and is only as good as it's rider.

*Whoever said that money cannot buy happiness didn't know where to buy a horse.

*Here is one little girl who would rather clean a stall than her own room...
*Here is one little girl who would rather wear chaps than a party dress...
*Here is one little girl who would rather go to the barn than the mall...

Ellie May

 

[SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE]

May God Bless you Ellie May! We desperately need more young people like you! :cboy:

 

[docgraybull]

A couple of favorites:

"If you want to change somebody, don't preach to him. Set an example and shut up." -Jack La Lanne

And for those of you who call yourselves "newbies", who have aspirations of being cattlemen (or whatever else): "Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do." -Liz Smith

 

[shorty]

I like this one "It's no use being dumb if you don't show it sometimes" I wish everyone a good year in in 2005

 

[MR3]

Commitment, is getting out of a warm bed with a hot woman, to go to a cold gym, at 3:30 am > Jack La Lanne

Happy New Year to everyone! :cboy:

 

[ChrisB]

"Kids are great Apu; you can teach them to hate what you hate, and they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all" - Homer Simpson

 

[9 ER]

If the grass always seems greener on the other side, then fertilize yours!

 

[Ryder]

If it aint broke, don't fix it.

 

[dun]

Life is a ---- sandwich, but the thicker the bread the less ---- you have to eat!

dun

 

[Anonymous]

Lead by serving.

Be slow to anger.

Avoid petty arguments over petty issues.

When someone does something good.....applaud,You will make two people happy.

If you have to eat crow eat it while it is still hot.

None of us is smart enought to remember everything he knows.




Never say, ill try when you really mean no.

 

[griz]

Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into a club?

 

[fellersbarnoneranch]

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back.

 

[dun]

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back.

My preference is kicking him in the butt.

dun

 

[dcara]

The purpose of life is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved vessel; but to arrive at full speed, sliding in broadside, totally used up, screaming "WOW, what a ride!"