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Here are the nuts and bolts: Applicants must be college graduates with a bachelor's degree — preferably in public relations, communications or similar media-related fields.
that won't work for me...

Additionally, Planters is looking for those with "an appetite for adventure and proficiency in nut-related puns."
this I could do!

Peanutters will be responsible for "planning and executing over 200 events annually." Other responsibilities for the paid positions include creating content for the NUTmobile's social media channels and frequent consumer interaction.
too much work

The can-nut miss job opportunity runs from June 2024 until June 2025, [COLOR=var(--global-color-action)]according to the posting.
https://ekkh.fa.us2.oraclecloud.com.../sites/CX_2002/job/23710/?utm_medium=jobshare[/COLOR]
Applicants must submit a resume, cover letter and a 60-second video describing why they would make the perfect Peanutter by April 14, 2024.

again. Too much work.

do they really expect that many applicants??? 😆
 
Funny stuff. About the only thing they seriously got right was the escalator. Lots of people in the Navy surface fleet thought escalators on carriers were a myth.
 

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