Daily Chuckle

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[gman4691]

 

[sstterry]

 

[Travlr]

 

[CowboyRam]

They can have her, I pity the poor fool.

 

[coachg]

Have a coaching friend who divorced his first wife . His favorite line is : " do you know why divorce is so expensive ? " " it's worth it "

 

[Ouachita]

Well, he may have. I have a dog named Special K. She was a slim stray when she found me. Didn't take long to figure out she's a bit short on the uptake, but she knows how to eat. "Portly, lazy, and ungrateful" is an oft used phrase to describe her.

 

[GoWyo]

Well, he may have. I have a dog named Special K. She was a slim stray when she found me. Didn't take long to figure out she's a bit short on the uptake, but she knows how to eat. "Portly, lazy, and ungrateful" is an oft used phrase to describe her.

Maybe she got back down to "market weight" as an old attorney I knew used to say.

 

[Travlr]

 

[Ouachita]

Maybe she got back down to "market weight" as an old attorney I knew used to say.

She left me because I was always at work when she treed. I got to keep the pup; he's grown into a champ. She only howls at me when she needs feed, or needs help managing her fleas.
So, yeah, I'm a fortunate man that can look back and realize when she dug under the fence, that was a watershed moment for me and the pup, and we were able to keep a much cleaner pen after she became a stray, again.

 

[alacowman1]

 

[coachg]

Maybe good for a few more miles ?

 

[coachg]

 

[Twisted]

 

[greybeard]

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Yep. You can tell. He wears his pants leg INSIDE his boots.

 

[greybeard]

It's kinda scary gettin older.
I looked over, saw the desk light and started walkin toward it..

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Ouachita]

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This is funny. You are my people. I'm the guy that wakes the rooster, just so my pubescent girl screaming and whining is masked by the chickens.