Daily Chuckle

[alacowman1]

What sort of animal is that? It is not a cow with teeth on the uppers.

Ken

City folks don't know that..they use Holstein images as beef cattle.

 

[CowboyRam]

What sort of animal is that? It is not a cow with teeth on the uppers.

Ken

I guess some sort of mutant.

 

[greybeard]

I guess some sort of mutant.

herbicide caused underbite gone crazy..

 

[Ouachita]

herbicide caused underbite gone crazy..

Well, it happened to me. How else do you expect I can hold a whole plug of Cannon Ball?

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Ouachita]

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Don't knock it till ya try it.

 

[greybeard]

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers &
Grandfathers? Well re it is. A friend, who worked away from home all
week always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old Granddaughter out
for a drive in the car for some bonding time...just he and his
Granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather.'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'

'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see
a single dumb bas#!*, dip **** or horse's ass anywhere we went
today!'

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it...

 

[greybeard]

A pregnant woman tells Siri to call an ambulance saying "It's time to deliver this baby!"

Siri replies "I do not understand why you would want to remove the baby's liver"

 

[alacowman1]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[greybeard]

Bob hears a knock on the door answers it and there's this guy with a bible in his hand ,.. Bob said, "can I help you ?"
The guy says ,"yes I'm a Jehovah's Witness ."
Bob said ,"come in" and offers him some tea and biscuits to which the Jehovah's Witness accepts.
"Hey sit down" said Bob, "what happens now ?"
The Jehovah's Witness says ,
"I don't know I've never got this far before !!!"

What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?


Same middle name.

 

[Bob-s]

 

[greybeard]

The worst part is commanding yourself to show the reciept...

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Travlr]

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Went to Wally World this morning and they had all their self check-out lines closed. I asked about it and the cashier we used said WM will be closing all of them because of theft.

 

[Ebenezer]

Went to Wally World this morning and they had all their self check-out lines closed. I asked about it and the cashier we used said WM will be closing all of them because of theft.

Who would steal a self checkout machine?

 

[WFfarm]

The worst part is commanding yourself to show the reciept...

I put it in my front pocket and make sure both arms are full walking out. If they ask to see it, I tell them it's in my pocket if they're feeling lucky they can go get it.

 

[Dsth]

I put it in my front pocket and make sure both arms are full walking out. If they ask to see it, I tell them it's in my pocket if they're feeling lucky they can go get it.

We were very poor growing up so my mom would cut holes in my front jean pockets so I would have something to play with. Old habits are hard to break so no one is going to stick their hand in my pocket except me.

 

[MurraysMutts]

I put it in my front pocket and make sure both arms are full walking out. If they ask to see it, I tell them it's in my pocket if they're feeling lucky they can go get it.

I haven't been to WM in a coons age.
Last time I was there I left my receipt. Flat told em that on the way out the door too.
I paid for it. I don't care what they think. Them accusing everyone of being a thief is why I quit shopping there. The one way gates drive me nutz too. Covid really made them crazy!

I'll go anywhere else but there!