Daily Chuckle

[greybeard]

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She next tried a 3 some with Reed & Prince.........

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[Ebenezer]

Ever since the chainsaw accident, my father will not let me and my half brother cut wood.

 

[Bob-s]

 

[greybeard]

You pee on a jellyfish sting, not on a jelly stain.
My apologies to the lady at Denny's this morning.

Did you know, that every sixty seconds in the poorest nations of Africa, a minute passes?

My girlfriend was a gas welder.
She had acetylene legs.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number and she said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"

Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

 

[greybeard]

I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it.

It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

You know the best way to carve a big piece of wood?
Whittle by whittle..

You can flip any boat upside down to fit on the top of your head.
That's how you make it cap sized.

 

[Bob-s]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[sstterry]

Think this will work, or do I need a couple more straps?
First time hauling cattle, just want to be safe and legal.

 

[SmokinM]

Think this will work, or do I need a couple more straps?
First time hauling cattle, just want to be safe and legal.

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It will pull better with a bit more weight in front of the axle, otherwise your fine!

 

[TCRanch]

Gotta go with Captain Kangaroo!

 

[greybeard]

I always wondered who the heck cut his hair. A big change from the haircut he had some years prior tho.

 

[greybeard]

Sitting in a recliner naked watching a movie,

Eating ice cream & Doritos and minding my own business,

And then Wal-Mart calls the cops

 

[Ouachita]

Do you crunch the Doritos up into the ice cream? If so, try Pringles next time. You can use the empty can to sock your rooster and avoid being banished from wallyworld.

 

[Nesikep]

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[Nesikep]

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[greybeard]

Why did the cyclops decide to close his school?

He had only one pupil.

 

[coachg]

 

[coachg]

You folks that have to deal with wolves might find this funny .

 

[greybeard]

Lawyer sure ain't no country boy. It's a side of bacon, not a side of ham...