Daily Chuckle

[GoWyo]

Lawyer sure ain't no country boy. It's a side of bacon, not a side of ham...

If you're the whole side in one piece is it a side of ham?

 

[greybeard]

They usually remove the legs and ham, leaving the belly, ribs and loin as 'a whole side' since the hams (butt and shank) would usually be smoked or cured separately.

 

[GoWyo]

They usually remove the legs and ham, leaving the belly, ribs and loin as 'a whole side' since the hams (butt and shank) would usually be smoked or cured separately.

I know, but . . . . Meant to say if you cure the whole side . . .

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Travlr]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[GoWyo]

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Nice work

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[alacowman1]

 

[Bob-s]

 

[CowboyRam]

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They have this meme above the urinal at the Riverton Sale Barn.

 

[coachg]

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I'll have to remember that ! Does it work on guns ?

 

[coachg]

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Had a student that had a partial , his upper 4 front teeth . Got knocked out in a car wreck . Took them out to eat lunch at school , laid them on his plate and carried it up and dumped his plate in the hole at the lunch room counter . Beneath the hole was a slop bucket or a garbage can . We went back to class after lunch , when all of a sudden he jumped up and ran out the door saying my teeth , my teeth . Went through every garbage bag and slop bucket from the lunchroom that day but never found his partial !

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[coachg]

 

[greybeard]

An ex just texted me: "wish you were here".
But she does that every time she walks thru a cemetery.

 

[Bob-s]

 

[Ouachita]

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Don't forget cleanliness, as she gave my face a spit-wash.

 

[greybeard]

Don't forget cleanliness, as she gave my face a spit-wash.

Was she like my granny and dipping Garrett snuff at the time?