alacowman1
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All that came in the kit..
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greybeard
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Saltines of course were crushed beyond recognition by some butthole somewhere.......that's why coachg didn't see 'em..
Will see-thru glass coffins be a thing?
Remains, to be seen.
alacowman1
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greybeard
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I bought shoes for my pet amphibian.
open toad of course..
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.
She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.
open toad of course..
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.
She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.
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greybeard
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I guess I should pay more attention to my public image.
I paid for a 12 month membership to a gym and a guy from the bank called immediately to see if my debit card had been stolen.
I paid for a 12 month membership to a gym and a guy from the bank called immediately to see if my debit card had been stolen.
coachg
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Ouachita
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That reminds of the joke.........."you don't think I'm gonna fire up this big azz grill for one little weenie, do ya?"
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greybeard
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Straight slot wood screws should be banned from planet Earth.
greybeard
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What do you call a man with no shins or calves?
Toe knee
Toe knee
Travlr
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Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a pretty blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
branxchar&charx
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TexasJerseyMilker
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Baked beans, fried fish and fried potatoes don't need anything but salt 
greybeard
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Brit fish n chips definitely need some spices especially their so called fish (minced whitefish patties...they're like really cheap USA fish sticks).
greybeard
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When he spanked a statue, he knew he had hit rock bottom..
