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I married the youngest one...
I married the middle one. Biggest mistake of my life; was lucky to get out of that with my life. She thought she was marrying into money, her family didn't have a pot to **** in or a window to through it out. She kept asking dad what she was going to inherit from my parents estate, how f'd up it that.
 
The first one was the oldest. Huge mistake. Now married to the middle one. Good move on my part. But I do tell her regularly that she is the closest on to normal in her family. Note I don't tell she is normal, just the closest one to normal.
Still livin on the edge I see...as if handling cattle, working in the saw woods and rodeoing weren't enough risky endeavors..
 
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