D2Cat
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Pay 700K for a car you don't know how to shift!
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Hehe, i would have got the paint sprayer out and did a light coat of required color. See if that appeased them. $8.00 fix minor labor. on a hot day...painted gravel might last 7 years before you respray.We had the wrong color of gravel at our first house in Arizona. We actually had to remove it and replace with an approved color. But we were able to keep the offensive gravel in the back yard if we planted trees along the fence to obstruct the view.
hurleyjd
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Not really
Named'em Tamed'em
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D2Cat
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We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
Down in Dixie
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Named'em Tamed'em
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coachg
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How brave are you ?
Named'em Tamed'em
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That's awful! And yet, I laughed
Nesikep
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Rafter S
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Where's the convenience store that makes tacos?
Nesikep
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This is a classic and hilarious
Bob-s
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There was a bad accident on the highway involving three men. The cars were completely totaled, and the EMTs did everything they could to save the men, but they all died on their way to the hospital. They all get up to Heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates.
St. Peter said "OK everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck". The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on the tabletops, everywhere.
The first guy walks in and accidently steps on a duck. St Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity".
The other two see this and do their best to avoid the ducks.
The second guy goes months and months without stepping on a duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed, he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, "now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity".
The third guy goes years and years and doesn't step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
St. Peter says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity". The guy happily says, "Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!"
And the woman says, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck".
St. Peter said "OK everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck". The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on the tabletops, everywhere.
The first guy walks in and accidently steps on a duck. St Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity".
The other two see this and do their best to avoid the ducks.
The second guy goes months and months without stepping on a duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed, he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, "now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity".
The third guy goes years and years and doesn't step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
St. Peter says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity". The guy happily says, "Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!"
And the woman says, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck".
Ouachita
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I think my lovely wife musta stepped on a duck.
Named'em Tamed'em
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Good friends!
MurraysMutts
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coachg
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Valid reason for sure !
