Daily Chuckle

[coachg]

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

RANCHER: "That would be me."

Definitely overpaid at $10 a week ! The only job I ever had where I made less than I do raising cattle was coaching high school baseball ️. I think I paid to do that job .

 

[D2Cat]

 

[coachg]

Sent that to a friend who is in a battle with her hoa over her new fence . To tall they are telling her , actually she had it built without asking the powers to be permission. No rule in the charter

 

[TCRanch]

Sent that to a friend who is in a battle with her hoa over her new fence . To tall they are telling her , actually she had it built without asking the powers to be permission. No rule in the charter

We had the wrong color of gravel at our first house in Arizona. We actually had to remove it and replace with an approved color. But we were able to keep the offensive gravel in the back yard if we planted trees along the fence to obstruct the view.

 

[MurraysMutts]

Ya'll be fancy!

Got a friend lives in a housing edition.
He can't park a trailer in his own driveway!!
Too fancy for me. I'll live in a barn first.

 

[coachg]

I told her she could cut off 2 boards and leave the 3rd and give the neighbors the bird !

 

[TCRanch]

Ya'll be fancy!

Got a friend lives in a housing edition.
He can't park a trailer in his own driveway!!
Too fancy for me. I'll live in a barn first.

We couldn't park our cars in the driveway! Guests could park, but no longer than 24 hours. Garage doors had to be shut except coming/going. There's a reason we now live in the middle of BFE!

 

[TCRanch]

Hmmmm . . . . my brother's name just happens to be Kevin.

 

[D2Cat]

I've been tired enough waiting on "somebody" shopping to take a seat like that!

 

[coachg]

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[SBMF 2015]

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Then what does Florida look like?

 

[Nesikep]

We had the wrong color of gravel at our first house in Arizona. We actually had to remove it and replace with an approved color. But we were able to keep the offensive gravel in the back yard if we planted trees along the fence to obstruct the view.

 

[Nesikep]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

Dew,wah Diddy Diddy Dumb Diddy Dew

 

[D2Cat]

 

[CowboyRam]

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Probably the same guy that looked under a bull calf and said we can eat those listicle things as well.

 

[TCRanch]

Dew,wah Diddy Diddy Dumb Diddy Dew
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You beat me to it!! Saw it this morning on Facebook and laughed myself silly. I'm talking, full out snort-laugh.

 

[lynnmcmahan]

The first person that saw an egg fall from a chicken butt and say, I bet that would make a great omelet.