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CowboyRam
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On year we was visiting some friends of mom and dad. My sister brought her cat with us, and somehow she got out of the motorhome. Here they were going around the neighborhood going meow, because that is what the cat came to. They finally did find sitting under a car; the cat was probably laughing at them. We took that fishing, once she decided to walk the edge of the boat, and fell in. As we were trolling by I reached down and grabbed the cat. My sister would have the cat on a leash and mom would be ahead of the cat going meow to keep the cat moving. I don't think that cat liked her leash.
I just overheard this lady at lunch today. She said it's so cold she's "wearing two pairs of panties so her lips don't get chapped" 
greybeard
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They're same dang place they've always been. In the front of the vehicle either side of the front grill...
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CowboyRam
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Named'em Tamed'em
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We were heading to Montana hunting, we stopped at Walmart for beer and a prescription. when I opened the camper door to put the goods in my barn cat races out between my legs. My wife was crawling around cars "here kitty kitty " people were looking at her like she was wacked out. when we finally got Chonco my wife was like , see I'm not crazy! hahaha Only took 30 minutes.
greybeard
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Named'em Tamed'em
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Named'em Tamed'em
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coachg
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And the big, ugly sister that is "moose knuckles"!
Ouachita
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It is a societal travesty that we put warning labels and detailed instructions on mattresses but not spandex.
Ouachita
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The warning labels should be on the exterior and say
"Harmful if swallowed" and even at amusement parks we see signs "Must be 50" tall to ride" (I think that's so we don't fall out, or get wedged and suffocate).
It's really bad form to sport their dual wheel one ton in public. At least get some mud flaps and a grill guard.
Do you know why witches don't wear panties?
"Harmful if swallowed" and even at amusement parks we see signs "Must be 50" tall to ride" (I think that's so we don't fall out, or get wedged and suffocate).
It's really bad form to sport their dual wheel one ton in public. At least get some mud flaps and a grill guard.
Hey Warren,I just overheard this lady at lunch today. She said it's so cold she's "wearing two pairs of panties so her lips don't get chapped"
Do you know why witches don't wear panties?
Bob-s
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Someone asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy.
I said, "Don't know, don't care".
A guy told me he was a vegan.
I said, "Great! My pronouns are so and what".
I said, "Don't know, don't care".
A guy told me he was a vegan.
I said, "Great! My pronouns are so and what".
I can't believe caskets cost $7,500.00. Y'all can just airfry me!
Whatever you promised to do when hell froze over… it's your time to shine.!
MurraysMutts
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They ain't that bad.
Last funeral I paid for was less than 5k total.
Nice metal box, we put in the ground 4 days later....
Named'em Tamed'em
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My hunting partner calls it a Moose paw!
