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I visited a sick uncle during Christmas and took some presents and a bottle of whiskey.

I hope he didn't notice them gone..


"Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo while we try to find someone far away to help you, whose 'name' is Ralph, and whose 1st language is not English."
Yep They always ask if you speak English, then connect you with someone that can't
 
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