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When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome.
When a couple does, it's a twosome.
Some people are called handsome....

Went into a Pawn Shop looking for a Boom Box and a Bing Crosby record.

Bought a Boom. Bought a Bing.

Did you know muffins spelled backward are what you do when you take them out of the oven?