Daily Chuckle

[MurraysMutts]

My cows always seem to drool a lil...

 

[Silver]

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[Lannie]

Heck, my wife still asked me why I turn the mayonnaise lid backwards before I turn it the correct way.

If you don't, it could get cross-threaded.

 

[Mrcopier]

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Now a days that goes a long ways

 

[greybeard]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe man, breathe!!!

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well dam...

 

[Travlr]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe man, breathe!!!

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well dam...

Where is that "groan" emoji when you need it?

 

[coachg]

I'm shooting for all you cat eyes

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado Help California Farmers Plug Levee Breach

Faced with a flooding orchard, farmers build a quick dam out of a couple of pickup trucks.

www.caranddriver.com

 

[coachg]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[greybeard]

In every partnership, there is that person that loads/stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and someone else that stacks the dishes in there like a raccoon on meth.

 

[Ouachita]

In every partnership, there is that person that loads/stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and someone else that stacks the dishes in there like a raccoon on meth.

In my house, I think we both load it about the same. The difference is, she pre-washes everything. I make that joker work.

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[coachg]

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Is that an igloo , igloo ?

 

[coachg]

 

[coachg]

 

[MurraysMutts]

In every partnership, there is that person that loads/stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and someone else that stacks the dishes in there like a raccoon on meth.

The secret to loading the dishwasher is Cap'n Morgan!

She really likes that. All warm n fuzzy, washin' em deeshes.
She goes a lil slower when loaded tho. But they sure get clean!

 

[coachg]

Sorry for all the far side cartoons, it's raining and I'm tired of watching basketball !

 

[Warren Allison]