rocfarm
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Yes, 50/50. I definitely need to work on my writing style and delivery. And I won't keep my day job.
Thanks for the gentle, encouraging critique!
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Thanks for the gentle, encouraging critique!
50/50Farms
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I's just messing with you. Though I did go to college on a creative writing scholarship, though the army, CDL, and ranch work stories should tell you plenty about how I ultimately felt about scholastic professions.
rocfarm
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Sounds like an interesting life. And thanks for your service. I wanted to be a prof, myself. Just too ADHD, I think.
Thankful for the farm therapy I get. Helps with other life stress a lot.
Wish everyone a stress free sleep!
greybeard
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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
(love means nothing to her)
The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
Annette.
(love means nothing to her)
The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
Down in Dixie
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greybeard
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Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one photo because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Ebenezer
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A real ad here in SC: For sale by owner - A thankless water heater.
greybeard
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Sounds like autocorrect had a hand in that one.
Ebenezer
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Or graduation from a public school with requirements to move them right along out the door.
50/50Farms
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Surely the schools aren't that bad in SC, at least I hope not.
Ouachita
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My 22yo daughter is visiting on their longish Christmas vacation.
I was putting out some round bales this afternoon as she was watching out of their RV window.
She asked me why I took the long way around; why I didn't just drive straight across…….
Told her it's best that I deal with the holes I know than the ones I don't. We both had a good laugh. Precious.
I was putting out some round bales this afternoon as she was watching out of their RV window.
She asked me why I took the long way around; why I didn't just drive straight across…….
Told her it's best that I deal with the holes I know than the ones I don't. We both had a good laugh. Precious.
Big Creek
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That's interesting. I've been on this piece of ground for near 50 years and I know where every crack, terace and hole is on this place. It's kinda entertaining to watch the grandkids get surprised when something sneaks up on them.
greybeard
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how many ears did star trek's Capt Kirk have?
Left ear.
Right ear,
and his famous final frontier.
Left ear.
Right ear,
and his famous final frontier.
coachg
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coachg
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I use to have one of those ; sucker wouldn't work have the time ! Never was thankful for having it .
Ouachita
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Turn away from that bright light and come back to us.
SBMF 2015
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CowboyRam
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My uncle was one finishing the siding in the gable end. He couldn't get the scaffolding at the center of the peak, so he cantilevered a plank off of it, my cousin stood on the plank, and my uncle went up on a stepladder to to the peak.
coachg
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SmokinM
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No crap, I can't believe he is working on a power pole over the water like that, He is going to get fried!
