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[greybeard]

Had to read that multiple times to figure out what that word was.

I didn't. I knew exactly what gettin whooped with astensioncord meant.

 

[Nesikep]

I didn't. I knew exactly what gettin whooped with astensioncord meant.

Atstenchencorn, get it right!

 

[Travlr]

I didn't. I knew exactly what gettin whooped with astensioncord meant.

Just to be clear, "Had to read that multiple times to figure out what that word was." is what @Nesikep said.

I just thought it was in a different language.

 

[coachg]

Astensioncord nothing, how about ametalcoathanger ?

 

[Travlr]

Astensioncord nothing, how about ametalcoathanger ?

Delederstrap

Gokudaswitch

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[50/50Farms]

Delederstrap

Gokudaswitch

I understood that.

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Mrcopier]

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Genius!

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Ouachita]

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I'm showing this one to my wife. We are getting ready to build a shop/house. The shop for me and the living quarters for the kids when they visit. We will live in it for a few months while we do some remodel work to our house.

She asked me about doing Air B&B? after we are done and the kids aren't visiting. I said NO, and explained that it'll be my man cave. She said she wanted a woman cave. I told her she already had one; The whole freaking house! I didn't think to say kitchen, and probably best I didn't.

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[greybeard]

I'm showing this one to my wife. We are getting ready to build a shop/house. The shop for me and the living quarters for the kids when they visit. We will live in it for a few months while we do some remodel work to our house.

She asked me about doing Air B&B? after we are done and the kids aren't visiting. I said NO, and explained that it'll be my man cave. She said she wanted a woman cave. I told her she already had one; The whole freaking house! I didn't think to say kitchen, and probably best I didn't.

sheshed

 

[Ouachita]

sheshed

I'm stealing that one

 

[greybeard]

I stole it from a homeowner's insurance commercial.

 

[Travlr]

I stole it from a homeowner's insurance commercial.

I just built my detached shop so I turned over the closer to the house shed I'd been using to the wife. Her eyes lit up when she found out it was hers to do with as she wants. Gardening and house plant stuff now has a home and she's happy to have a space of her own outside of the house.

But she's already asked me to store some stuff in my shop.

 

[bbirder]

delete

 

[Ouachita]

I just built my detached shop so I turned over the closer to the house shed I'd been using to the wife. Her eyes lit up when she found out it was hers to do with as she wants. Gardening and house plant stuff now has a home and she's happy to have a space of her own outside of the house.

But she's already asked me to store some stuff in my shop.

I love my wife dearly, but I'm recommending DON'T GIVE IT UP. Once they get latched on to it, ain't no recovery, EVER!

 

[Travlr]

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate.

"No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse."

"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer.

"No I did not," the doctor said.

"So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead."

The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."