Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Ladies and Gentleman. I have officially announce my canidacy to run for President of this Great Country. If Elected, I would like to tell you about a few of my campaign promises.
1. All cabinet members will appear clad in "Pointer Brand" Overalls.
2.In God We Trust and the 10 Commandments will stay in place everywhere.
3.Every Man, Woman, and Child will get DVD's of all Hee Haw episodes.
4.Larry the Cable Guy license plates will replace State tags.
5.Toyota, Mazda, Nissan,and Subaru plants will be shut down, and all management and CEO's deported to their respected countries immeadiately.
6. New Holland will be sold back to Ford tomorrow A.M.
7.Moline , Illinois will be put back on the map, as there wont be another Deere product made in India, Korea, or anywhere, but the USA.
Now for my Cabinet Appointees:
Secretary of Agriculture: Texan
Secretary of Defense: Mr. Caustic Burno
Dept. Of Transportation: Sidney 411 (because she gets away with murder hauling oversized loads of Hay Rolls down Texas Interstates)
Secretary of Commerce: Frenchy/Oldtimer
Homeland Security:LA4Angus
Secretary of Energy: Campground Cattle
Dept. of the Treasury: TCM 57 (he's bound to be broke by now)
Dept. of Corrections: Ollie
Office of Gay and Lesbian affairs: MikeC ooops! ABOLISHED.
Secretary of State: TXAG
ATF: Ryder
Press secretary: Msscamp/HatCreekFan
White House Janitorials:Aplusmnt
Dept. Of Livestock: CtlBaron
Welare Dept: Abolished
Human Sevices: Muratic
Dept. Of ImmigrationR Cattle
Dept. Of Leisure Services: Merle, George,David Allan Coe
Speaker of the House: CypressFarms
Sgt. of Arms: Macon Gravlee
Childrens Affairs: SC Farms
Crop Duster 1 Pilot: Presto
If I missed anyone, I'm sorry. I got to run for another interview with Blonde Univ. of TN Intern. ;-)
1. All cabinet members will appear clad in "Pointer Brand" Overalls.
2.In God We Trust and the 10 Commandments will stay in place everywhere.
3.Every Man, Woman, and Child will get DVD's of all Hee Haw episodes.
4.Larry the Cable Guy license plates will replace State tags.
5.Toyota, Mazda, Nissan,and Subaru plants will be shut down, and all management and CEO's deported to their respected countries immeadiately.
6. New Holland will be sold back to Ford tomorrow A.M.
7.Moline , Illinois will be put back on the map, as there wont be another Deere product made in India, Korea, or anywhere, but the USA.
Now for my Cabinet Appointees:
Secretary of Agriculture: Texan
Secretary of Defense: Mr. Caustic Burno
Dept. Of Transportation: Sidney 411 (because she gets away with murder hauling oversized loads of Hay Rolls down Texas Interstates)
Secretary of Commerce: Frenchy/Oldtimer
Homeland Security:LA4Angus
Secretary of Energy: Campground Cattle
Dept. of the Treasury: TCM 57 (he's bound to be broke by now)
Dept. of Corrections: Ollie
Office of Gay and Lesbian affairs: MikeC ooops! ABOLISHED.
Secretary of State: TXAG
ATF: Ryder
Press secretary: Msscamp/HatCreekFan
White House Janitorials:Aplusmnt
Dept. Of Livestock: CtlBaron
Welare Dept: Abolished
Human Sevices: Muratic
Dept. Of ImmigrationR Cattle
Dept. Of Leisure Services: Merle, George,David Allan Coe
Speaker of the House: CypressFarms
Sgt. of Arms: Macon Gravlee
Childrens Affairs: SC Farms
Crop Duster 1 Pilot: Presto
If I missed anyone, I'm sorry. I got to run for another interview with Blonde Univ. of TN Intern. ;-)