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Feb 24, 2004
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East Texas
An Asian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
the message and she went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English ! ! ! !

Now get back to work..........

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