IluvABbeef
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An Easterner had always dreamed of owning a cattle ranch and finally saved enough money to buy the spread of his dreams in Wyoming.
"So what did you name the ranch?" asked a friend when he came to visit.
"We had a hard time," admitted the novice rancher. "My wife and I couldn't agree on a name. But we finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch."
"Wow!" exclaimed his impressed friend. "So where are all the catte?"
"None survived the branding."
"So what did you name the ranch?" asked a friend when he came to visit.
"We had a hard time," admitted the novice rancher. "My wife and I couldn't agree on a name. But we finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch."
"Wow!" exclaimed his impressed friend. "So where are all the catte?"
"None survived the branding."