cowgirl580+
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BEER REVEALED AS HISTORIC FEMALE PLOT
> > >
> > >Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a
> >recent
> > >analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men
> >should
> > >take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
> >beer
> > >contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it
> >
> > >makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 8 pints
> >of
> > >beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of
> >the
> > >men:
> > >
> > >1.) talked excessively without making sense;
> > >2.) became overly emotional;
> > >3.) couldn't drive;
> > >4.) failed to think rationally;
> > >5.) argued over nothing;
> > >6.) had to sit down while urinating;
> > >7.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> > >
> > >No further testing was considered necessary.
> > >
> > >Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a
> >recent
> > >analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men
> >should
> > >take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
> >beer
> > >contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it
> >
> > >makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 50 men were fed 8 pints
> >of
> > >beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of
> >the
> > >men:
> > >
> > >1.) talked excessively without making sense;
> > >2.) became overly emotional;
> > >3.) couldn't drive;
> > >4.) failed to think rationally;
> > >5.) argued over nothing;
> > >6.) had to sit down while urinating;
> > >7.) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> > >
> > >No further testing was considered necessary.
