Sounds like it's time for this one to get the famous "Lock" attached to it.
This thread that is.
This thread that is.
AI and Marriage
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inyati13
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Things are moving quickly. I just got a call from the County Sherrif, says I need to get a marriage licenses by COB tomorrow and go to the County Judge Executive and be married. I ask if it could be done at the farm to avoid the transport of the heifer. He said OK. Hook/TennTux would one of you be my best man?
cowboy43
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Looks like this might get locked , pretty quick, but I gotta ask this: Where is a cows clit and how do you know she's been stimulated? :???:
slick4591
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cowboy43":3fzetwjv said:
Look for the cigarette.
cow pollinater
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That's a lot of work just to unload a straw of someone else's semen.
inyati13
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cowboy43":3mojhfyg said:
Why would it be locked? Nothing obsene here. That is exactly what I wanted to find out. One, where is the clitorus of a bovine? Two, what reaction does she have to its stimulation? I will not say who, but I got a private message that included information on where to find it. I proceeded to the farm today and examined one of my more gentle heifers to see if I could find it. I think I did. So I proceeded to stimulate it. Have to admit that I was not sure what to do. Anyway, she didn't like it much.
Dave
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So I proceeded to stimulate it. Have to admit that I was not sure what to do. Anyway, she didn't like it much.[/quote]
Is this the first time you have had that issue with a female?
Is this the first time you have had that issue with a female?
inyati13
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Dave":19h57p2q said:
Is this the first time you have had that issue with a female?[/quote]
Dave, I am talking about cows. If you are referring to something other than that, I would appreciate it if you would just not involve yourself in this discussion. Thank you.
Dave
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inyati13":1y0zyvr3 said:
Dave, I am talking about cows. If you are referring to something other than that, I would appreciate it if you would just not involve yourself in this discussion. Thank you.[/quote]
Hey, you were the one talking about your neighbor advising you to marry the cow and the county Sheriff stopping by. I wasn't leading this discussion that far astray. It started there!!!!
inyati13
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Dave, if you are trying to be funny, please view this reference. This is very serious:
Here is a research study done on pregnancy rates related to it:
http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewc ... skareports
Another
Here is a research study done on pregnancy rates related to it:
http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewc ... skareports
Another
Dave":soyxx8ix said:
Hey, you were the one talking about your neighbor advising you to marry the cow and the county Sheriff stopping by. I wasn't leading this discussion that far astray. It started there!!!![/quote]
Now that Dave answered you're post, so not to sound like I'm taking too much of a side. You're the one that stepped in shyt, posted it, and tried to defend it. Maybe it's time to just wipe the shyt off, quit making it sound like you're defending and move on....
I believe his entire post and subsequent replies were entirely in jest.
inyati13
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I better come clean. This has gone far enough. Here are the facts:
I am having trouble when I AI one heifer. She gets nervous and I cannot manipulate her cervix. dun and alisonb did suggest clitorial stimulation prior to insertion of the AI syringe. This helps relax the heifer. There is research in that direction but what I read was that it helps older cows but not so much heifers. I was honest in not knowing where the clitorus was. Today, I examined the vulva of a heifer and think I identified what is the clitorus. I do plan to try the stimulation. It cannot possibly hurt. If she is even distracted, I am ahead of the game.
When I was doing this today, this whole joke began to take form in my mind. I have had a good laugh tonight and I needed that. I hope someone else laughed with me. Goodnight all. I know you folks may think my cheese has slipped off the cracker. Don't think on it anymore. It has been gone for years and is probably molded by now.
I am having trouble when I AI one heifer. She gets nervous and I cannot manipulate her cervix. dun and alisonb did suggest clitorial stimulation prior to insertion of the AI syringe. This helps relax the heifer. There is research in that direction but what I read was that it helps older cows but not so much heifers. I was honest in not knowing where the clitorus was. Today, I examined the vulva of a heifer and think I identified what is the clitorus. I do plan to try the stimulation. It cannot possibly hurt. If she is even distracted, I am ahead of the game.
When I was doing this today, this whole joke began to take form in my mind. I have had a good laugh tonight and I needed that. I hope someone else laughed with me. Goodnight all. I know you folks may think my cheese has slipped off the cracker. Don't think on it anymore. It has been gone for years and is probably molded by now.
inyati13
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3waycross":3tog3l7r said:
That is just what I wanted someone to say. Glad you liked it. ;-)
cow pollinater
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I thought you were off your rocker for playing with snakes. This humor made me think you might be normal after all. :lol:
Calman
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I have always heard that some things are better left unsaid.
Now I truly believe it. :frowns:
Cal
Now I truly believe it. :frowns:
Cal
sim.-ang.king
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I'm lost...did you marry your cousin in the end or not?
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