A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic hotel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,
he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the
premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the
hall from your room are some vending machines that should meet your needs."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
which had a sign that said 'Haircuts - 50 cents'.
So he inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening,
at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and
looked into the mirror, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures - 25 Cents.' "Why not?" thought the salesman.
He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot,
pulled them out and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read,
'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need
When Away from Their Wives - 75 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways,
put three quarters in the machine, unzipped his fly, and
with some anticipation, stuck his 'manhood' into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands,
the salesman was able to withdraw his appendage...
now with a button sewn neatly on the end of it...
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,
he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the
premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the
hall from your room are some vending machines that should meet your needs."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
which had a sign that said 'Haircuts - 50 cents'.
So he inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening,
at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and
looked into the mirror, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures - 25 Cents.' "Why not?" thought the salesman.
He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot,
pulled them out and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read,
'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need
When Away from Their Wives - 75 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways,
put three quarters in the machine, unzipped his fly, and
with some anticipation, stuck his 'manhood' into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands,
the salesman was able to withdraw his appendage...
now with a button sewn neatly on the end of it...
