a message to make you laugh

[frenchie]

Subject: a message to make you laugh
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> > > I thought you would get a kick out of this
> > > dar
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> > > 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE (ugh) GROWN UP
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> > > 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of
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> > > them.
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> > > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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> > > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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> > > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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> > > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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> > > 6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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> > > 7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up & break up.
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> > > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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> > > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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> > > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids
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> > > next door won't turn down the stereo.
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> > > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
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> > > you.
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> > > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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> > > 13. Your car insurance goes down and! your car payments go up.
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> > > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
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> > > leftovers.
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> > > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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> > > 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
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> > > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
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> > > beginning of one.
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> > > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM! would severely
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> > > upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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> > > 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen
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> > > and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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> > > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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> > > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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> > > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm
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> > > never going to drink that much again."
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> > > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
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> > > real work.
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> > > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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> > > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
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> > > that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
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> > > old butt.
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[Cattle Rack Rancher]

I may have a few symptoms of being grown up but I'm definitely not grown up.

 

[CKC1586]

Good one! :lol:

 

[dd]

About every year I see this one and every year more and more apply.

 

[dun]

About every year I see this one and every year more and more apply.

But that's cause your getting to be a crotchety old phart. Almost as bad as me

dun

 

[cowgirl580]

i really hate to say this, but a lot of that applies to me. and dagnabit i ain't old yet. unless 24 is old :?: its a tragedy i tell ya.

 

[J Baxter]

me too....

 

[D.R. Cattle]

Unfortunately most of those apply to me........and I'm only 35.

 

[jerry27150]

i am glad age is only in the mind & i'm only 29
or was it 49
d--m alzheimers anyway

 

[ranchwife]

when i met my cowboy, he definately resembled the "before"....he lived on the "3 C's"...Coors, chips and copenhagen....now, 10 years later....he poops out by 9pm and certainly cannot handle his beer the way he used to....thanks for the trip down memory lane!!LOL!!! :lol: