a good old Irish one for ye

[chrisy]

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a
>deep coma.
>
>After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
>that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about
>her baby.
>
>The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The
>babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be
>christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.
>
>The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
>brother.........he's a useless good for nothin, clueless, typical Irish
>twit!"
>
>Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's
>name?"
>
>"Denise," says the doctor.
>
>The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I
>guess I was wrong about my brother.... I like Denise."
>
>Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
>
>"Denephew"
>

 

[Ryan]

hahahahaha funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Tommy Ruyle]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[showkid1200]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Horticattleman]

All bull aside, honest truth, saw it myself. A woman in a hospital I was at one time named her twins Lawasha & Ladrya

 

[Diehard40]

this is to truth too.
a friend of mines mother worked at a hospital and said there was a lady came in had a baby girl and named her Placenta. Said she saw it on the chart and thought it sounded pretty.

 

[dj]

i knew a family with the last name of Pigg.
the mothers name? Iona

 

[chrisy]

i knew a family with the last name of Pigg.
the mothers name? Iona

was she related to Theresa Green, by any change or Justin Case????

 

[El_Putzo]

I went to high school with a girl named Anita Weed. I also know a girl from a neighboring town named Sharon Peters.

 

[SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE]

I knew a girl once whose last name was "Butt", her first name was "Wendy".....(seriously).... :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cboy:

 

[Miss Daisy]

i knew a family with the last name of Pigg.
the mothers name? Iona

True story.I was once told of a man named Hogg. he named his twin daughters Ima and Ura.

 

[Anonymous]

i knew a family with the last name of Pigg.
the mothers name? Iona

True story.I was once told of a man named Hogg. he named his twin daughters Ima and Ura.

speaking of "Hogg"...my grandchild had a teacher named Harry Hoghead

 

[mdmdogs3]

sheriff friend told of children injured in accident -
pronounced - LeMonGelo and ORonGelo
spelled - Lemonjello and Orangejello