When you're from the country you look at things a little
> different..........
>
> A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and
> knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
>
> 'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked.
>
> 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
>
> 'Well,' said the rancher, 'Is yer Mom here?'
>
> 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
>
> 'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
>
> 'He went with Mom and Dad.'
>
> The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
>
> foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
>
> 'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. 'I know
> where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could
> take a message fer Dad.'
>
> 'Well,' said the rancher uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer
> Dad.
>
> It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearl,
> pregnant.'
>
> The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about
> that', he finally conceded.
>
> 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50
> for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard
> different..........
>
> A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and
> knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
>
> 'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked.
>
> 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
>
> 'Well,' said the rancher, 'Is yer Mom here?'
>
> 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
>
> 'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
>
> 'He went with Mom and Dad.'
>
> The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
>
> foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
>
> 'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. 'I know
> where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could
> take a message fer Dad.'
>
> 'Well,' said the rancher uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer
> Dad.
>
> It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearl,
> pregnant.'
>
> The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about
> that', he finally conceded.
>
> 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50
> for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard
