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I cant for the life of me figure out how to git pics on here yet.

We are having the worst winter we have ever had since 04 I think. Its been awhile since we have had these below 20s weather and in the single digits. We are even having below zero weather. I cant belive how bitter cold its been here in the past two months. We have had more snow than we had in...

Rain, rain, rain and more rain. Thats all I seen for 2 days. Getting to where you cant even stand up out there without mud skiing somewhere. I done slipped and fell I dont know how many times. I know we been in a drought but dang I wish it would be dry again. We are under a flash flood watch all...

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?' The boy replied, 'What turkey?' The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.' The boy looks...

The dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the worktop, and I'll send you a check.' 'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't...

The dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the worktop, and I'll send you a check.' 'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't...

Oh my gosh. This is one of my huge pet peeves. People being cruel to animals. :mad: :mad: I couldnt even watch it all I was so sad and sickened by it. Most of those animals need to shot to end their suffering and I wont even say what I would do to the person that owns the cattle. It wouldnt...

It was my first time ever And I'll never forget. I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark. The moon was high. We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft. Her eyes were blue. I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft. Her legs so fine. I ran my fingers Down...

A little girl asks her mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" The mom replies, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asks the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl went to the garage and asks her father, "Dad...

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With me there is a fine line between loving your dogs and just being plain dumb about how far is to far. I love my dogs and all of my animals. But if the pet has something that is terminal like cancer or whatever if the vet says hes got an x amount of time to live you got to have the common...

Pistol Spudsbaby Bubba

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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in...

If you know whats good for ya dont even think about it!

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What I mean is when the divorce is final with this ahole that im divorcing, there will have to be a very special guy to ever come in my life again 3 long years of hurt and lies and deciet sp?. I dont want no more men that are like the last two guys i was with my husband if you call him that and...