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  1. Gliderider

    Whats the weather like at your place?

    60's today, pretty nice weather, we got a little rain Sat, but wish we'd get more. Still about 6 inches below normal for this time of year. I hope it's not indicitave of the coming summer.
  2. Gliderider

    Tennessee/Kentucky Vacation

    Ruby Mines/ Rock City, is on the NC, TN, KY, VA, and WV border...lol. Well somewhere close, The caves are great and the view from the top is awesome. You can see something like 7 states, I can't remember exactly. I went as a kid and loved it.
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    Heavy Damage on the Farm Tonite

    Well he's my tornado warning about 12 hours early. We get what ya'll get a day later. Not quite as bad though. The mountains put a damper on alot of it, thank goodness. We'll get it tomorrow though. Hope everything is ok at your place Crowder, stay safe.
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    Hamburger Question

    Love the bubba burgers with the onions!
  5. Gliderider

    Winning the lottery

    A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "John, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the...
  6. Gliderider

    Three blondes.....

    Well maybe I shouldn't have put "normal". Maybe I should have put "those that celebrate Easter." and I was really only reffering to the last part of the joke, which is obviously reffering to "Groundhog Day". So maybe I should say, I don't know anyone that celebrates Easter, that also celebrates...
  7. Gliderider

    Baby's First Doctor Visit

    I guess the old saying "Dirty old men need love too" also applies to dirty old women. ;-) :D
  8. Gliderider

    Three blondes.....

    I thought it was great! No NORMAL human being could think this is anything other than a joke. If this is someones understanding of Easter, then they're doing it wrong. :roll: (edited to say the last part isn't normal, the rest is perfect. :oops: )
  9. Gliderider

    Challenge your Brain

    I thought it was easy too until I realized I was reading the words not saying the color. I read Green but the word was written in black. So I should have said black.
  10. Gliderider

    Getting old??

    OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage...
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    Heavy Damage on the Farm Tonite

    Glad to hear ya'll are ok. I've been through a hurricane (Fran)and it's extremely scary. 95 mph winds non stop for 13 hours. Started at 5pm and ended around 6am. Except for the 20 or so minutes when they eye passed over. I could hear 200 year old trees out in the yard creak, snap, then crash to...
  12. Gliderider

    Office party memo (Photo)

    OFFICE MEMO : Please note that at all future office parties and company picnics/functions there will be only one drink per person. Please bring your own cup. -The Management
  13. Gliderider

    Any New Tennessee Questions For Me?

    LOL...I SO do that! Are we related?? ;-)
  14. Gliderider

    Diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.

    Well that explains alot, about why I'm so tired at the end of the day, but have nothing to show for it. :shock: :o
  15. Gliderider

    Letter From A Farm Kid - Who Joined Marines.

    Tried it for the first time this past summer. My 8 year old son saw it in the field and just had to have it. I'd never cooked it before, but fried it up with a light batter and cooked it in bacon grease. It was pretty tasty! It's something I'd cook again. It was hubby's first time eating it as...
  16. Gliderider

    Any New Tennessee Questions For Me?

    Ok, I just got done readin all 3 zillion pages of this here thread. First off, ya'll are all nuts! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard for so long. My sides hurt. Second, I want to clear up a few things, The Dukes were in NC...or maybe it was filmed in NC, I can't remember. Anyway, it was...
  17. Gliderider

    Public service annoucement for woman

    I love these! Keep em coming! :lol: :lol:
  18. Gliderider

    A Fish Story

    WOW! That's one big a$$ fish! :shock: Cool pictures too.
  19. Gliderider

    Apples and Wine

    LOL...Ain't that the truth??? :lol: :lol2:
  20. Gliderider

    top 20 insults

    LOL :lol: :lol2:
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