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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"...

9:00 AM. Put obsolete styrofoam plug container on wood pile and light. 9:01 AM. Fire going. 10:00 AM.

Michael Jackson's face seen by physicist in polymer solution. Face recognition software was used to confirm. Software said it looked like Iggy Pop or Marlene Dietrich, whoever in the heck they are. http://www.geekosystem.com/michael-jackson-face-polymer

Woman who flies upside down in airplane have crack up.

Read this in the Jan. 6 Southeast Farm Press. Maybe it's been on here before. Here it is again. A voice of reason: http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/search/news ... so?id=9336

But it was just a dream. What do you think it means?

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I cut down a 40 acre field of pine trees with a weed eater. Dig it, baby! :D

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Made a stand for it. :lol2:

Three hours ago, about four feet long. See those acorns on the ground? I hope a deer comes along eating them and that snake bites them in the lower neck.

Counting the keys on the DVD remote with your thumb while you're watching a movie in the dark?

Looks like it holds about a pint and is really old. Anybody have info on it?

It was a Titleist. Bullet disintegrated before reaching the center and caused the ball to roll about 30 yards in some deep rough.

The man I have to bale hay came and cut three rounds in the field and said there was nothing there so I turned some cows on it. That field has gotten a cumulative 1/2 inch of rain since the first of June.

Worst song ever? No, that would be "The Pina Colada Song".

I suppose it's either a hide scraper or a tommahawk head. I would've left it where I found it except one of the deer lease hunters would've picked it up and hauled it back to Florida.

Suppose a couple of houses and equipment shelters, etc. had an open driveway to a seldom traveled dirt road for years and years and years with no problem of theft or vandalism. Someone always living there. In and out, but living and residing there. Now, due to circumstances, suppose no one is...