Why There are No Colored Nascar Drivers

[Crowderfarms]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are there are no Colored drivers
>in NASCAR
>
>10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
>
>09) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
>
>08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
>
>07) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE
> HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
>
>06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK
> DALE EARNHARDT, JR.
>
>05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERES
> WITH THE RACE.
>
>04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
>
>03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
>
>02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
>
>AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY
>BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
>
>01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN!.
>
>

 

[cowgirl580]

roflmao. that's bad, but good.

 

[sidney411]

I never thought about that until now, but darn if'n it ain't true!