Why are men never depressed?

[chrisy]

Men Are Just Happier People
-- Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £9.50 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

 

[john250]

That's pretty close to the mark. I could go closer to 2 months on one suitcase. Truthfully, I could fit everything in my closet in to one suitcase.
Car mechanics lie to us too, but they have to be more skilled liars. :cowboy: Most men have replaced muffler bearings under a shade tree--so we're harder to fool.
Car salesmen convince us that a '91 Subaru Brat is a "chick magnet".
Mens underwear is cheaper due to economy of scale. 99% of the market is "boxers" or "briefs". Who cares what color they are.

 

[upfrombottom]

I've never, or ever will, make an appointment to get a hair cut. How many women can say that?

 

[Tod Dague]

That's pretty close to the mark. I could go closer to 2 months on one suitcase. Truthfully, I could fit everything in my closet in to one suitcase.
Car mechanics lie to us too, but they have to be more skilled liars. :cowboy: Most men have replaced muffler bearings under a shade tree--so we're harder to fool.
Car salesmen convince us that a '91 Subaru Brat is a "chick magnet".
Mens underwear is cheaper due to economy of scale. 99% of the market is "boxers" or "briefs". Who cares what color they are.

Have to admit I've never changed mufler bearings. ;-)

 

[cowboy43]

The muffler bearings are easy to get out but they are hard to get back in. if you get them in backwards the car will not exaust correctly and may burn up the motor.

 

[Anonymous]

We never get depressed cuz we know that we're either going home to a woman or gettin rid of one.

 

[ANAZAZI]

I have a blue backpack from 1962, and do not shave nat all. And yes I feel happy!

 

[gimpyrancher]

> Mens underwear is cheaper due to economy of scale. 99% of the market is "boxers" or "briefs". Who cares what color they are.

Color? What difference does it make? They all end up the same color after the first wash. :cry2:

 

[backhoeboogie]

You forgot that we get to ignore text messages Chrisy.

 

[pdfangus]

I want to know how Chrissy got a hold of that picture of me dancing.

 

[bruce.mcmonigle]

Men are like :

Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

 

[chrisy]

I want to know how Chrissy got a hold of that picture of me dancing.

If I told ya I'd have to kill ya... ;-)

 

[GMN]

do men really have 3 pairs of shoes?