frenchie
Well-known member
My wife showed me this e-mail
Women Say When Stressed At Work.
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> > 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
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> > 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
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> > 3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
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> > 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
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> > 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
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> > 6. Do I look like a people person?
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> > 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
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> > 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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> > 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
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> > 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
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> > senseless acts of self-control?
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> > 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
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> > 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
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> > 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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> > 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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> > 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
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> > gone to sleep yet
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> > 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
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> > 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
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> > 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
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> > 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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> > 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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> > 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
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> > 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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> > 23. You look like ****. Is that the style now?
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> > 24. Earth is full. Go home.
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> > 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
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> > 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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> > 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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> > 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
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> > 29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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Women Say When Stressed At Work.
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> > 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
> >
> > 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
> >
> > 3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
> >
> > 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
> >
> > 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
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> > 6. Do I look like a people person?
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> > 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
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> > 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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> > 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
> >
> > 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
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> > senseless acts of self-control?
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> > 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
> >
> > 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
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> > 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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> > 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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> > 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
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> > gone to sleep yet
> >
> > 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
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> > 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
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> > 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
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> > 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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> > 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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> > 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
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> > 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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> > 23. You look like ****. Is that the style now?
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> > 24. Earth is full. Go home.
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> > 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
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> > 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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> > 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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> > 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
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> > 29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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