WA Folks: Reintrodution (Supplementation) of Grizz in the NW

[Caustic Burno]

Why only restock the rural areas? If these animals are good for the environment, there are millions and millions of acres of undeveloped parks, river bottoms, deep creeks, and green belts throughout urban US.

They shouldn't be deprived of this environmental benefit. Bobcats and coyotes can make a living. A wolf pack could as well. Save the cities money on animal control expenses to boot.

Almost 20 years ago the Seattle voters voted to outlaw cougar hunting with hounds. As a result there has been a population explosion of cougars in the rural areas. Well a couple years ago a cougar moved into one of the parks in town. He was living on a diet of dogs and cats. It was all over the news. Well what do you know but they had to bring hounds in to catch this cougar and move him out of town. Of course they didn't shoot it. They tranquilized and moved it out where the people living in rural areas could deal with it.

Dave would yall like some hogs to help feed them?
City slickers would really enjoy hogs going across those manicured lawns as well.
The only problem is if we send you a 100 you have to kill 80 a year to stay at a 100.
Almost forgot plus shipping we will include a free five gallon bucket of fire ants.

 

[Dave]

Why only restock the rural areas? If these animals are good for the environment, there are millions and millions of acres of undeveloped parks, river bottoms, deep creeks, and green belts throughout urban US.

They shouldn't be deprived of this environmental benefit. Bobcats and coyotes can make a living. A wolf pack could as well. Save the cities money on animal control expenses to boot.

Almost 20 years ago the Seattle voters voted to outlaw cougar hunting with hounds. As a result there has been a population explosion of cougars in the rural areas. Well a couple years ago a cougar moved into one of the parks in town. He was living on a diet of dogs and cats. It was all over the news. Well what do you know but they had to bring hounds in to catch this cougar and move him out of town. Of course they didn't shoot it. They tranquilized and moved it out where the people living in rural areas could deal with it.

Dave would yall like some hogs to help feed them?
City slickers would really enjoy hogs going across those manicured lawns as well.
The only problem is if we send you a 100 you have to kill 80 a year to stay at a 100.
Almost forgot plus shipping we will include a free five gallon bucket of fire ants.

Thanks but we already have some hogs. Very darn few and they have been there for years but have never been able to expand the population. It must be our wonderful weather. There is a very small population of wild hogs out in Grays Harbor county. They have been there for 80 years or so without expanding. Maybe the bears and lions keep them thinned out? Or they are of pneumonia in the winters? I know that you have a heck of a time with domestic hogs outside here in the winter. What we do have that came here from Texas is a lot of people. You can take them back we have no shortage of them.

 

[Caustic Burno]

If we take them back you have to take all the one's from California that have moved in here.
You came out in the deal our libs are better than the ones we have been getting.

 

[Dave]

If we take them back you have to take all the one's from California that have moved in here.
You came out in the deal our libs are better than the ones we have been getting.

We already are full on our quota of California Libs. You will have to talk to CP about taking those back. For some reason we are a magnet for Libs from all over the country. They move to Seattle and then proceed to tell the rest of us how to live. There was actually a bill introduced into the state legislator this year to create a new state out of eastern and southwestern Washington. Of course it didn't get enough traction to go anywhere.

 

[greybeard]

Dave would yall like some hogs to help feed them?
City slickers would really enjoy hogs going across those manicured lawns as well.
The only problem is if we send you a 100 you have to kill 80 a year to stay at a 100.
Almost forgot plus shipping we will include a free five gallon bucket of fire ants.

He didn't seem too interested CB--you're gonna have to sweeten the deal. I'll throw in a 10# box of rare Chinese Tallow seeds too, for some beautiful, fast growing, ornamental and very functional shade trees..

 

[Caustic Burno]

Dave would yall like some hogs to help feed them?
City slickers would really enjoy hogs going across those manicured lawns as well.
The only problem is if we send you a 100 you have to kill 80 a year to stay at a 100.
Almost forgot plus shipping we will include a free five gallon bucket of fire ants.

He didn't seem too interested CB--you're gonna have to sweeten the deal. I'll throw in a 10# box of rare Chinese Tallow seeds too, for some beautiful, fast growing, ornamental and very functional shade trees..

Now that's funny.
Bet if planted them he would be on the most wanted list in a year.

 

[greybeard]

Yeah, and his neighbors would have a contract out on my head and the Washington State police would be trying to extradite me for crimes against humanity.