Too tight

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

Not sure what's going on but all of a sudden all of my pants are too tight. Even my fat pants seem a little snug. Evidently this is all related to the holidays. So if you're coming to my house please do not bring any more s*** to eat!

 

[Buck Randall]

Let's not jump to conclusions. Your pants are probably shrinking.

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

I always accuse my wife of washing my pants in hot water and drying them on high heat. Yeah, that's it.

 

[jltrent]

A bigger tool shed.

 

[D2Cat]

Maybe they aren't your pants!

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

Maybe they aren't your pants!

Whoa !! I never thought of that.
Some poor fella might have left his pants .
Maybe I should check my wife's fit bit log for some sudden increase in activity ???

 

[GoWyo]

Back in the 90's my grandpa built him a set of pants stretchers because he accused my grandma of washing his pants in hot water and shrinking them. He refused to go up a waist size. He would make her pull them out of the washer and put them in the stretcher to air dry. We all got a kick out of that.

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

I've gained 9 pounds since my treatments ended, time to get a grip. It should help when I get back to work.

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

Back in the 90's my grandpa built him a set of pants stretchers because he accused my grandma of washing his pants in hot water and shrinking them. He refused to go up a waist size. He would make her pull them out of the washer and put them in the stretcher to air dry. We all got a kick out of that.

He was a wise man.

 

[Ebenezer]

You know it is time to deal with the issue when your belt buckle is parallel to the ground.

 

[sstterry]

Back in the 90's my grandpa built him a set of pants stretchers because he accused my grandma of washing his pants in hot water and shrinking them. He refused to go up a waist size. He would make her pull them out of the washer and put them in the stretcher to air dry. We all got a kick out of that.

I know a guy whose wife cuts the tags out of his new pants so that he does not know that she is buying him a size larger.

 

[Ouachita]

Now is the perfect time to slip into those tight jokers, then spin around in front of your wife; "Do these pants make me look fat?"

 

[sstterry]

Now is the perfect time to slip into those tight jokers, then spin around in front of your wife; "Do these pants make me look fat?"

My wife would say that "all" of my pants make me look fat!

 

[GoWyo]

Just spray some water on them with a spray bottle to relax the denim and put them on and stretch them out good - fat man form fitting jeans.

 

[Ouachita]

Bibs are the ticket..........just let another button hang loose.

 

[J+ Cattle]

Evidently this is all related to the holidays.

Yep, Thanksgiving and Christmas Disease causes bloating in some and an increase in BCS in others

 

[MurraysMutts]

You know it is time to deal with the issue when your belt buckle is parallel to the ground.

They call that the dickie-do.

Gut sticks out more than your......

 

[Shoestring]

Bibs are the ticket..........just let another button hang loose.

^this. I blame no exercise, and the back surgeries for me having a big belly. SO. I proposed this to my Edith. I want bibs, no shirt, and cut the belly panel out so my belly has a place to escape. Problem solved. There is a picture somewhere on the internet.

 

[Ebenezer]

^this. I blame no exercise, and the back surgeries for me having a big belly. SO. I proposed this to my Edith. I want bibs, no shirt, and cut the belly panel out so my belly has a place to escape. Problem solved. There is a picture somewhere on the internet.

Pardon me but I will not search for the pic!

 

[Mrcopier]

Pardon me but I will not search for the pic!

Me neither