time to get married again

[chrisy]

Subject: Fw: Time to get married again
>
> A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
> She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
>>>>
>>> Husband Wanted
>>> Must be in my age group (70's)
>>> Must not beat me
>>> Must not run around on me
>>> Must be good in bed!!
>>>>
>>> All applicants please apply in person
>>>>
>>> On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
>>> Opened
>>> the
>>> Door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no
>>> Arms
>>>
>>> or legs.
>>>>
>>> "You not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
>>>>
>>> "Just look at you....you have no legs!"
>>>>
>>> The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You
>>> don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man Smiled,
>>> therefore, I can never beat you!"
>>>>
>>>>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the
>>>>Doorbell, Didn't I?"
>>>
>>>>The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

 

[auctionboy]

I don't get it?

 

[auctionboy]

What is this all about?

 

[Herefordcross]

He rang the door bell with his third leg.

 

[auctionboy]

still not helping? His tongue?

 

[*Cowgirl*]

still not helping? His tongue?

lower

 

[Muratic]

I don't get it?

What is this all about?

still not helping? His tongue?

Takes the fun right out of a joke when you have to explain it :roll:

 

[Saltydawg]

LOL

 

[chrisy]

I don't get it?

What is this all about?

still not helping? His tongue?

Takes the fun right out of a joke when you have to explain it :roll:

think he is just pulling ya chain :lol: ;-) or to young and innocent

 

[Running Arrow Bill]

I don't get it?

No offense intended. However, you must have been living a very sheltered, overprotected, un-worldly wise, naive individual...lol

 

[auctionboy]

I'm still confused?

 

[Alice]

I'm still confused?

Then you'll most likely stay confused, unless some good hearted individual pms you. 8)

Alice

 

[MillIronQH]

This Cajun walked into a bar in Ft Worth and ordered a beer There were three big men standin at the bar and he ask them if they wanted to hear a good Aggie joke. The one standing closest to him turned and said

You see my friend on the end down there? He weighs 260 lbs. and plays linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys.

The Cajun nods his head.

And you see this man standing next to me. He weighs 275 and is a professional wrestler.

Again the Cajun just nods his head.

And me... I weigh 255 and I'm a professional boxer. We all went to Texas A&M. Now are you sure you want to tell that Aggie joke?

The Cajun thought about it for a minute and then said " Naw I guess not. I don't want to have to explain it three times.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

:lol2: :lol2: :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol2: :lol2: :nod: