MULDOON
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Subject: Liver and Cheese
>Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:17:24 -0500
>
>Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
>beautiful female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in
>an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of
>her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty,
>slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
>
>Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
>decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words
>"liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can
>go out with me."
>
>The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and
>cheese."
>
>"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
>intelligence whatsoever."
>
>She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you
>do?"
>
>"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
>
>"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
>the Lab's sentence."
>
>She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
>little guy?"
>
>The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
>Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever
>and the Lab and says...
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>..."Liver alone. Cheese mine."
>Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 07:17:24 -0500
>
>Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
>beautiful female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in
>an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of
>her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty,
>slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
>
>Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
>decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words
>"liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can
>go out with me."
>
>The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and
>cheese."
>
>"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
>intelligence whatsoever."
>
>She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you
>do?"
>
>"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
>
>"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
>the Lab's sentence."
>
>She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
>little guy?"
>
>The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
>Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever
>and the Lab and says...
>
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>..."Liver alone. Cheese mine."
