My son Joe and I were at the barn Wednesday feeding. I decide to show the young one how rough and tough his old man was. For some strange reason unknown to me, I say, in true dumba** fashion, "watch me ride this steer boy." I jump on board to make the fastest dump form a steer in history. I may have been on him a second and a half. I did however obtain an impressive altitude in that short time. Needless to say I land a** over tea kettle in the grass all skinned up. I thought I'd have to take the kid to the emergency room for treatment from laughing so hard. I must say it was a great source of excitement for a couple of seconds. The kid says he's gonna hang around with me more, I'm always good for a laugh.