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Stanley Cup Celebration Vegas Style

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Son of Butch

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The Vegas Golden Knights have made the Stanley Cup finals.

Sheri's Ranch, a prominent Nevada brothel has announced as a Thank You for all of the additional business the
Golden Knights playoff run has generated they will host a team celebration IF they win the Stanley Cup.
Madame Dena said, If the Golden Knights win, we all win, it is the least that we can do to show our appreciation.
24 girls will be available providing their full menu of adult services compliments of the Ranch for the team.

If they lose the same girls will be available at the Ranch for consoling fans broken hearts at their normal rates.

In addition to being the underdog, the team is unlikely to take Madame Dena up on the ranch's generous the offer.
Which makes it one of the smartest Free advertising ploys of the year with news organizations carrying the story
nationwide.
 

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It's the oldest profession for a reason. Good for them for being clever enough to jump on the bandwagon.
 
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Washington Capitals split the first 2 games on the road in Vegas to tie the series 1-1
Golden Knights 6
Capitals 4

game 2
Caps 3
Vegas 2

Next 2 games are in Wash DC Saturday night and Monday night.

A guy walked into Sherri's Ranch, "I've got $500 and want your homeliest woman."
Madame Sherri, "For $500 you can get our most beautiful girl. Why would you want the homeliest?
Guy: "Been on the road with the Capitals and I'm homesick."
 
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Capitals have won 3 in a row to lead series 3-1 and could win their 1st Stanley Cup with a win in Vegas on Thursday.

game 3
Caps 3
Vegas 1

Game 4
Caps 6
Vegas 2
 

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It's good hockey. Looks like Vegas is just over matched but an impressive expansion season nonetheless. It will be nice to see the Caps get the gorilla off their back finally.
 
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Caps 4
GKS 3
Up 3-2 heading into final period The Knights couldn't hold them.
Vegas bookmakers breathe a big sigh of relief, apparently there had been many early very small long shot bets, some
as high as 10,000-1 that would've crushed their cash flow.
 

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Imagine that, the cost of poontang at Sherri's Ranch is still gonna be high. Same as every where else. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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