Sky is an Azz

inyati13

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Not as in Butt but as in last name. That is our engine name. I am an Azz too, but not by blood. Sky is a real Azz. Here is the story of two Azz Brothers.

Our mom was an Azz. Mom lived on a Cherokee Reservation. She married a Cree engine named Angry Bear Red Azz in 1948. So mom was an Azz by marriage. I was born in 1950 but not by Angry Bear Red Azz. Ye see, he was in prison at the time I was conceived. He was arrested by the Tribal Police for forked tongue disease and sent to prison. A German Tinker came to the reservation in 1949. Mom had an affair with him. She said it was because he was as small as a tinker’s tool and that would make her first Azz (me) an easy birth. But Uncle Elk Nasty Azz said it was because she was ovulating and needed her woonetta tickled whatever that means. Engines have funny ways of saying things. That is why I am an Azz but not by blood. I took the Azz’s name but I was not an Azz. I was around a lot of Azzes growing up. My favorite Azz was Uncle Elk Nasty Azz. I got to go to the trading post with him. Since the liquor store would not sell liquor to an engine, he would send me in to get it for him. Since I was the Tinker’s son, I am fair, with blue eyes. They would sell it to me even though I was underage. My engine name is Ron Lazy Azz. In engine it is: Runka Zunta Azz.

Sky is a real Azz. Not just in name. His biological father was an Azz. Sky was born in 1964. We were all so proud of the little Azz. Sky’s engine name is Big Sky High Tree Azz. In engine it is: Tanka Skan Chun Azz. Sky was always big and powerful. He was a strong Azz. One day, a long hair came on the reservation and was stealing Sky’s beaver pelts. (Some say the Long Hair was Denvermartinfarms) Sky picked him up and his feet were off the ground. Sky was what we call a Tanka, a very big Azz. I will warn anyone on these pages, “Don’t get Sky all Azzed up.

My brother and I are very close Azzes. I love my brother Big Sky High Azz.
 
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Jogeephus":3235j66i said:
Have they legalized pot in Kentucky or have you been in Colorado? :mrgreen:


Thinking about changing your travel plans?? I'm sure he could put on a moose trail.
 
Don't mess with Big Sky Azz when he's got a case of the Red Azz either. HE then turns into a mean azz and will shoot your azz.
 
Since Big Sky Azz's father was an Azz that makes Big Sky Azz a half Azz right? I know he can't be a wise Azz since there are no wise or smart Azzes out there. After the Denvermartinfarms episode he was dubbed Big Sky Kicking Azz by the tribal elders.
 
HOSS":1duky5kg said:
Since Big Sky Azz's father was an Azz that makes Big Sky Azz a half Azz right? I know he can't be a wise Azz since there are no wise or smart Azzes out there. After the Denvermartinfarms episode he was dubbed Big Sky Kicking Azz by the tribal elders.


:lol2:

Deepsouth":1duky5kg said:
This is a racist azz thread!!! :roll:

:D
 

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