Sky is an Azz

[john250]

Have they legalized pot in Kentucky or have you been in Colorado? :mrgreen:

That's what I was wondering. And these people are only a couple hours south of me.

 

[inyati13]

Have they legalized pot in Kentucky or have you been in Colorado? :mrgreen:

Jo, this is true. I went to college in the late 60s and early 70s. The pot generation, right. When I was a freshman, my roommate smoked as soon as he got up. I saw it used the entire time I was in college. Remember, the Forrest Gump movie. The Viet Nam era. That was my college years. Hippies, protests, pot, rebelling against institutions.

Well, I have never used a drug in my entire life. Never took one puff of weed.

But I sure have drank more than my share of alcohol!!!

 

[Isomade]

Not as in Butt but as in last name. That is our engine name. I am an Azz too, but not by blood. Sky is a real Azz. Here is the story of two Azz Brothers.

Our mom was an Azz. Mom lived on a Cherokee Reservation. She married a Cree engine named Angry Bear Red Azz in 1948. So mom was an Azz by marriage. I was born in 1950 but not by Angry Bear Red Azz. Ye see, he was in prison at the time I was conceived. He was arrested by the Tribal Police for forked tongue disease and sent to prison. A German Tinker came to the reservation in 1949. Mom had an affair with him. She said it was because he was as small as a tinker’s tool and that would make her first Azz (me) an easy birth. But Uncle Elk Nasty Azz said it was because she was ovulating and needed her woonetta tickled whatever that means. Engines have funny ways of saying things. That is why I am an Azz but not by blood. I took the Azz’s name but I was not an Azz. I was around a lot of Azzes growing up. My favorite Azz was Uncle Elk Nasty Azz. I got to go to the trading post with him. Since the liquor store would not sell liquor to an engine, he would send me in to get it for him. Since I was the Tinker’s son, I am fair, with blue eyes. They would sell it to me even though I was underage. My engine name is Ron Lazy Azz. In engine it is: Runka Zunta Azz.

Sky is a real Azz. Not just in name. His biological father was an Azz. Sky was born in 1964. We were all so proud of the little Azz. Sky’s engine name is Big Sky High Tree Azz. In engine it is: Tanka Skan Chun Azz. Sky was always big and powerful. He was a strong Azz. One day, a long hair came on the reservation and was stealing Sky’s beaver pelts. (Some say the Long Hair was Denvermartinfarms) Sky picked him up and his feet were off the ground. Sky was what we call a Tanka, a very big Azz. I will warn anyone on these pages, “Don’t get Sky all Azzed up.

My brother and I are very close Azzes. I love my brother Big Sky High Azz.

Excellent story, now edit it read "Injun" instead of "engine"

 

[inyati13]

Thank you. Isomade:

Not as in Butt but as in last name. That is our Injun name. I am an Azz too, but not by blood. Sky is a real Azz. Here is the story of two Azz Brothers.

Our mom was an Azz. Mom lived on a Cherokee Reservation. She married a Cree Injun named Angry Bear Red Azz in 1948. So mom was an Azz by marriage. I was born in 1950 but not by Angry Bear Red Azz. Ye see, he was in prison at the time I was conceived. He was arrested by the Tribal Police for forked tongue disease and sent to prison. A German Tinker came to the reservation in 1949. Mom had an affair with him. She said it was because he was as small as a tinker’s tool and that would make her first Azz (me) an easy birth. But Uncle Elk Nasty Azz said it was because she was ovulating and needed her woonetta tickled whatever that means. Injuns have funny ways of saying things. That is why I am an Azz but not by blood. I took the Azz’s name but I was not an Azz. I was around a lot of Azzes growing up. My favorite Azz was Uncle Elk Nasty Azz. I got to go to the trading post with him. Since the liquor store would not sell liquor to an Injun, he would send me in to get it for him. Since I was the Tinker’s son, I am fair, with blue eyes. They would sell it to me even though I was underage. My Injun name is Ron Lazy Azz. In Injun it is: Runka Zunta Azz.

Sky is a real Azz. Not just in name. His biological father was an Azz. Sky was born in 1964. We were all so proud of the little Azz. Sky’s Injun name is Big Sky High Tree Azz. In Injun it is: Tanka Skan Chun Azz. Sky was always big and powerful. He was a strong Azz. One day, a long hair came on the reservation and was stealing Sky’s beaver pelts. (Some say the Long Hair was Denvermartinfarms) Sky picked him up and his feet were off the ground. Sky was what we call a Tanka, a very big Azz. I will warn anyone on these pages, “Don’t get Sky all Azzed up.

My brother and I are very close Azzes. I love my brother Big Sky High Azz.

 

[Ouachita]

"Ron Lazy Azz"............... :lol: I grew up with a man that earned the name "magnet" (short for Magnet Azz). It seems every time his azz got near.....it would sit. Any horizontal surface was fair game for him

 

[inyati13]

"Ron Lazy Azz"............... :lol: I grew up with a man that earned the name "magnet" (short for Magnet Azz). It seems every time his azz got near.....it would sit. Any horizontal surface was fair game for him

The funniest name in our family was Aunt Sound of Music Azz. We entered her in a contest once. She could bend over, spread her cheeks and fart the prettiest music you ever heard.

 

[Ouachita]

You're up past your bedtime RLZ

 

[cross_7]

"Ron Lazy Azz"............... :lol: I grew up with a man that earned the name "magnet" (short for Magnet Azz). It seems every time his azz got near.....it would sit. Any horizontal surface was fair game for him

The funniest name in our family was Aunt Sound of Music Azz. We entered her in a contest once. She could bend over, spread her cheeks and fart the prettiest music you ever heard.

I just thought I could twist off and spin one
I'm just an amateur

 

[Ouachita]

"Ron Lazy Azz"............... :lol: I grew up with a man that earned the name "magnet" (short for Magnet Azz). It seems every time his azz got near.....it would sit. Any horizontal surface was fair game for him

The funniest name in our family was Aunt Sound of Music Azz. We entered her in a contest once. She could bend over, spread her cheeks and fart the prettiest music you ever heard.

I just thought I could twist off and spin one
I'm just an amateur

I think the funniest thing I ever heard in my life was my first day at work, working a "real" job. Walked in first day, there were 4 older men in a huddle. One told a joke. Had something to do with the best piece he ever got; a chicken. He claimed to have cut one wing off