Sex with a cowboy

[Scout]

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.

2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when
they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The
taste is unbelievable!

And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle
full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the
horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It
is just incredible! They then asked,

Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in
the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

 

[warpaint]

:shock: :shock: :lol:

 

[WestieGirl]

That is one of my favorite internet jokes.....
But I have to say I have never been frightened off by the 'condoms' in the cowboys back pockets....Hahaha Skoal and Copenhagen rings....
But you are missing the pic and I don't know how to put it on here.....
:lol: :lol:

 

[Rustler9]

Someone sent me this joke at work and I even considered putting it on here but was afraid that it was a little too much....

 

[Scout]

My apologies if it is too much. I kinda got a chuckle out of it, and hoped others would too.

 

[la4angus]

My apologies if it is too much. I kinda got a chuckle out of it, and hoped others would too.

Maybe we'll have to lock the Coffee Shop up to preachers and kids. Seems the rest of us get a kick out of good jokes. So we'll need a key to get in.

 

[Rustler9]

Hey,
It wasn't offensive to me-I thought it was funny too but I've seen other jokes that I thought was ok get banned so who knows?

 

[la4angus]

Hey,

It wasn't offensive to me-I thought it was funny too but I've seen other jokes that I thought was ok get banned so who knows?

I wasn't referring to you. The ones that I'm referring to know who they are.

 

[Angus Cattle Girl]

LOL!!! That's hilarious...pretty funny...love it. There are some guys at my HS that wear their older brothers pants who I guess chewed. So there are some dudes walkin around in jeans like that. :lol:

 

[Saltydawg]

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:

She didn't need to go to Texas to find a real cowboy