TexasBred
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It is good to know that the colleges have not reduced their standards just to accomodate football talent.
Wayfron P. Jackson: 6' 6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years. Loves rap music. Will demand a mp3 player in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron can print his complete name. Expected to sign with T C U.
Quinticious Jenkins: 6' 3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Triton High School , Dunn , N.C. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds
in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm. Mississippi State has a verbal committment on this prospect.
Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell: 6' 1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler , Texas .. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he signs his letter of intent, he wants the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick." Expected to sign with the University of Houston or University of Texas
Woodrow Lee Washington: 6' 8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said somethin? bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20-20. University of Oklahoma is expected to have no problems signing Woodrow.
Willie "Night Train" Smith: 6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the "N" on Nebraska 's helmets stands for "Nowledge," but still meets this school's
stringent entrance requirements. Insists on wearing No. 32 jersey since it matches his score on his SAT's. Will definitely sign with the University of Nebraska.
Tyrone "Python" Peoples: 6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six
other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and red Cadillacs. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company. A toss up on who will get him but probably will end up at the University of Miami.
Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville . Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." (Doesn't know the meaning of many other words, either.) Guaranteed to be a freshman starter with the University of Florida.
Wayfron P. Jackson: 6' 6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years. Loves rap music. Will demand a mp3 player in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron can print his complete name. Expected to sign with T C U.
Quinticious Jenkins: 6' 3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Triton High School , Dunn , N.C. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds
in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm. Mississippi State has a verbal committment on this prospect.
Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell: 6' 1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler , Texas .. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he signs his letter of intent, he wants the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick." Expected to sign with the University of Houston or University of Texas
Woodrow Lee Washington: 6' 8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said somethin? bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20-20. University of Oklahoma is expected to have no problems signing Woodrow.
Willie "Night Train" Smith: 6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the "N" on Nebraska 's helmets stands for "Nowledge," but still meets this school's
stringent entrance requirements. Insists on wearing No. 32 jersey since it matches his score on his SAT's. Will definitely sign with the University of Nebraska.
Tyrone "Python" Peoples: 6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six
other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and red Cadillacs. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company. A toss up on who will get him but probably will end up at the University of Miami.
Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville . Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." (Doesn't know the meaning of many other words, either.) Guaranteed to be a freshman starter with the University of Florida.
