Request for Uncle Crowder

[dun]

Well, since it looks like Angel fell asleep in the control room AGAIN :roll: (thank goodness I don't live in that county) :nod: it's up to me to respond to this latest jingle by Pinz.

My one post wonder attorney has not responded to the numerous pm's I have sent, so until he does I will use the infamous words of that former CT member from the state of Tennessee. "Cease and desist or I'm gonna call the internet cops and CIA and FBI on the whole pack of you." :santa:

Your just upset because he didn;t mention Madeline

 

[Crowderfarms]

Good one flaboy
Crowder I think flaboy is trying to out do you

Come on Crowder show the boy what ya got I know ya can do better :lol: :lol:

Well boys and girls, it's time to put out or get out so here goes another holiday favorite destined to be a hit.

Way down yonder in Florida
Where the water meets the sand
There's a B&B run by Flaboy, where the only guests are mans

Now Christmas is a comin'
Comin' real soon
there's his cousin leroy, flashing a big black moon.

preparin' fer the big night
seeing all them mens
all wearin' them pink tights

Now Flaboy's got lots of help
he's hired many aids
there goes his brother Sally
wearin' a thong on roller blades

Now it's time to trim the tree
and son it aint no bush
there goes Uncle Herman
flashing his wrinkled tush.

Time to string the lights and hang some shiny balls
He gets a boost to top the tree from his man friend Paul.

Now bein' here from Tennessee I just dont think it's right
to celebrate on Christmas, with a house full of elves in tights

Flaboy's got his lil' fellers all tucked in fer the night
All of em' still wearin' them little cute pink tights.

Now Misty is the waitress, she really aims to please
She knows with the kind of clientel at the B&B
She'll never burn her knees.

Wait! There's a knock at the door,
it's getting pretty late

It's some he-she from the escort service
sayin' she's Flaboy's Christmas date

I've seen enough it's time to go
I got to catch my flight

Back to Tennessee where a man can sleep in comfort
with none of them fellers wearin' them pink tights.

THE END

 

[Angus Cowman]

you have out done yourself again :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[chrisy]

Yep that ones done it the NOBLED PIECE PRIZE goes to Uncle Crowder for part two of Christmas is a Coming. :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Bullbuyer]

That is some mighty fine illiteratin' by CF and Crowder - my hat is off to the both of ya's!