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Bullbuyer

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I would like to respectfully submit a request to Uncle Crowder. In years past, he has always entertained us with some seasonal musings and I usually pass these along to friends and family - at least the ones that wouldn't offend!

So gather 'round the stove and let's see what sort of story Uncle Crowder can amuse us with this year!

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Maybe Mr. Crowder will tell us about his adventures with Misty Moonlite when they made a visit to the Nudist Colony. :lol: :lol:
 

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Dang that's some powerful chocolate. Hershey's look out! :shock:

OK Bullbiter, to continue on with the rich tradition of non fictional Christmas po-tree.

Twas a few days before Christmas and all through the barn,
Flaboy was knitin' him some undergarments with itchy ol' yarn.

Warpaint was by the fire, a pickin' his nose,
What's that he's wearin? Why it's some ol' gals panty hose.

Curtis and Misty are deckin' the hall,
heard tale them two had relations & got banned from the mall.

All of the sudden I hear this big azz clatter
I jump to my feet and wonder what can be the matter.

It's just Dun and CFPinz, in custody of the local sheriff again.
The goats got to go,it just aint right,
to share a goat at motel six all night.

Why here comes JoGee all happy and gay
got a 12 point Jamal Jones on opening day!

Now wherever you are, hope the stars are bright,
may you never encounter such characters on Christmas night.
 

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grannysoo":1r665p03 said:
Surely there will be kind of literary award for this fine poetry... :clap: :clap: :clap:

I don't see it that way for the most part. What value does it add to anything?
 

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Wewild":1019lgsc said:
grannysoo":1019lgsc said:
Surely there will be kind of literary award for this fine poetry... :clap: :clap: :clap:

I don't see it that way for the most part. What value does it add to anything?

It also could be asked, "What value do any of us add to anything?"
 

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Wewild":25v3g6te said:
warpaint":25v3g6te said:
It also could be asked, "What value do any of us add to anything?"

Good point.

I f you fellers don't stop that kind talk we're gonna all need prozac . Every once in a while Crowder steps over the line, but for the most part his stuff is funny and clever .

Larry
 

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larryshoat":23vnz8bs said:
but for the most part his stuff is funny and clever .

Larry

There is no doubt he is very talented.
 

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Excellant po-tree. It leaves the vast majority of us out. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 

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Mr. Crowder , i think she carries a stash of Love Potion # 9 .
 

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Angus Guy":3hx9rmtg said:
Excellant po-tree. It leaves the vast majority of us out. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

That'll be a good thing, AG. There must be some kind'f Nobble piece prize for that po-tree.
 

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Crowderfarms":3ihje66j said:
Why here comes JoGee all happy and gay
got a 12 point Jamal Jones on opening day!

I would have given you an A if this verse didn't rhyme.
 

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How'd I get drug into this and Bullbiter got left out?

If there's any justice to this deal, verse 2 will be centered around his and flatoy's epic love affair.
 

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cfpinz":yxljh75d said:
How'd I get drug into this and Bullbiter got left out?

I'm thinking we were supposed to be honored to be included in his musings? :???:

If there's any justice to this deal, verse 2 will be centered around his and flatoy's epic love affair.

If there is any justice to this deal, there will be no verse 2. :nod:
 

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