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Redneck Engineers

BeefmasterB

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Ray & Bubba ( Redneck mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
'but we don't have a ladder.'

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'
and walked away.


Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ai n't that just like a a dumb blonde woman!
We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'

Bubba and Ray are currently working for our government
 

grannysoo

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Definately government employees, but doubtful that they were rednecks. If they were true rednecks, they would have figured it out by using either dogs, guns, or trucks.......
 
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