Caustic Burno
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https://abc13.com/pets-animals/2-reports-of-primate-on-the-loose-in-santa-fe-in-2-days/5529046/
Redneck lost a monkey
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callmefence
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It'll be deer season before long. maybe some redneck will get the hunting story of a lifetime.
chimps are apes, not monkeys. sorry - can't help myself. :hide:
Son of Butch
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Fake News as no monkey/chimps reported missing.
Obviously Big Foot population is growing... but of course it'll be covered up by monkey news. :tiphat:
Obviously Big Foot population is growing... but of course it'll be covered up by monkey news. :tiphat:
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Caustic Burno
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Son of Butch said:
This source says one escaped.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox26houston.com/amp/home/chimpanzee-on-the-loose-in-santa-fe-described-as-aggressive-police
greybeard
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Found him.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_hkKUCWltc[/media]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_hkKUCWltc[/media]
TexasBred
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CB that sounds like my area. So many exotic ranches etc you never know what you'll see. Friend swears a kangaroo bounced through the woods while he was on his deer stand. He does drink a bit but this was pretty early in the morning. All I've seen are a few exotic deer and a couple of wild women. :lol: :lol: (Where's Backhoe) lolol
ALACOWMAN
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All I want to know is..When I'm back in Texas where can you see those Africans monkey chunkers
HDRider
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Too funny. They can't find it because they don't have a picture or description. If you see a monkey around Galveston, I bet that is it.
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Caustic Burno
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TexasBred said:
Wouldn't surprise me at what some of these hillbillies have back in these woods. I know a while back GW got a call somebody's monitor lizard had got loose and got a cat.
greybeard
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TexasBred said:
Saw a cougar sleeping on a big tree limb just the other day.
greybeard
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The monkeys or the chunkers?
Nesikep
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Wrong city, it should have been DC or Ottawa
HDRider said:
Funny. Maybe they capture a monkey, but without a picture, they later discover they nabbed the wrong monkey. Or maybe someone spots a monkey, but pays it no mind; without a picture on a wanted poster, they didn't realize
It was out of place.
Little Cow
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That is too weird.
There is another story floating around about some woman in Missouri with three emotional support monkeys. Why the heck does she need three? Do they work in shifts? :lol:
I am rather sick of emotional support animals altogether. What might be needed by a few has become a ridiculous excuse for people to get attention by parading around with their odd pet.
There is another story floating around about some woman in Missouri with three emotional support monkeys. Why the heck does she need three? Do they work in shifts? :lol:
I am rather sick of emotional support animals altogether. What might be needed by a few has become a ridiculous excuse for people to get attention by parading around with their odd pet.
greybeard
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I have come to lean on emotional support axes..started with one but found I needed more, and the original got lonely by itself.
Been trying to wean myself off axes and onto something smaller. Like 5/8" wrenches since I already, for some reason have a lot more of those than any other wrench.
(maybe they are reproducing while in the tool box or hanging on the wall??)
Been trying to wean myself off axes and onto something smaller. Like 5/8" wrenches since I already, for some reason have a lot more of those than any other wrench.
(maybe they are reproducing while in the tool box or hanging on the wall??)
ALACOWMAN
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Need to start collecting 10 mm sockets.
backhoeboogie
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ALACOWMAN said:
9mm seems to get everyone excited.
