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greybeard said:
I have come to lean on emotional support axes..started with one but found I needed more, and the original got lonely by itself.


Been trying to wean myself off axes and onto something smaller. Like 5/8" wrenches since I already, for some reason have a lot more of those than any other wrench.
(maybe they are reproducing while in the tool box or hanging on the wall??)

Same here on the 5/8" wrenches, I've got dozens. Only thing they do is get me excited when I'm hunting for a 9/16" . "There's a 9/16!! Nope, 5/8"
 
I have at least that many ax heads too. I found most of them when clearing/cleaning this place up...next to trees. Nothing really old tho.
 
Greybeard, I am not sure an emotional support axe would be more welcome on a plane than an emotional support monkey. Unless, you explained that the monkey needed the emotional support axe and you needed the monkey, therefore, if they had any problems, take it up with the monkey. Personally, I'd probably rather a human was holding an axe, but, whatever, not my axe to grind.
 
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